Theme By:
Sleepless
Destroyer
wendyylara Home Archive Theme

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via bluedreamsz)

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans, via snooch182)

wombatking:

No cola. Only Justice.

(Source: mysharona1987, via snooch182)

zellah4:

OMFG

(Source: sizvideos, via snooch182)

shopjeen:

SHOPJEEN.COM

(via swimminwithdeath)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, ‚ÄúCareful the plate is hot too.‚ÄĚ So I asked, ‚Äútoo?‚ÄĚ and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

image

wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via swimminwithdeath)

what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

(Source: femburton, via bluedreamsz)

ughdaesung:

                                   butts                           butts

                      buttsbuttsbuttsbutts         buttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                  buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts    buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                 buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                    buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                           buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                 buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                        buttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                                buttsbutts

                                                   booty

(Source: jiyonqs, via mintyxcool)

lucid-lucas21:

Filled in some cones!

(via novac0caine)